"I think I want to marry a girl in that class."
(Middle school choir performed at his school today)
"You want you to marry someone?"
"What?! I saw a pretty girl."
"Well, I'm sorry, but you are all mine and no one else can have you."
"But you'll be old someday and die."
"Thanks for the reminder Thomas Fine. You can get married when you are 30."
I said my kids would not be interested in the other gender in elementary school because it's "inappropriate." See how that worked.
But, as a reminder to all those who think I'm not kidding, I made a chalk sign while Thomas and I played outside in the super warm December afternoon.