Good Parent Christmas Quiz

The Barbara Shipley “Good Parent” Christmas quiz:
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If you DO NOT have a headache—2 points

If you HAVE NOT had a headache all day—4 points
If you HAVE NOT stepped on a Lego—2 points
If you DID NOT throw away instructions, directions, or piece of a present—5 points
If you dug through the trash to secure said instructions, directions or missing piece—1 point
If you or Santa remembered the batteries—4 points
If you got out of your pajamas—3 points
If you haven’t “accidentally” (on purposed) thrown out every Nerf dart you find laying on your floor—5 points
If your kids have eaten MORE THAN cookies, candy & junk food today—4 points
If you DIDN’T leave a price sticker on any of your wrapped gifts—3 points
If NO child has cried—2 points per kid
If NO adult has yelled at a child—2 points per adult
If NO one has let a curse word fly—3 points
If you HAVE cleaned up every scrap of wrapping paper-4 points
If there is NO tape stuck to any surface—3 points
If you have NOT been run over a toy being powered by a child—2 points
If your children stayed in bed past
7am—2 points
8am—3 points
9am or later—4 points
If you GOT a nap today—2 points
If your child/ren took a nap today—1 point per kid
If you watched nothing but Christmas specials on TV today—3 points
If your kids have matching pajamas—3 points
If your whole family has matching pajamas—5 points
You scored the perfect present your kid wanted—3 points
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How was your Christmas?
0-10: Thank God I am not alone in this!!!
11-30: They are young and probably won’t remember it anyway
31-50: Looks like you knocked Christmas 2017 out of the park. Here’s your “better parent” sticker.
51-70: Congratulations mini Martha Stewart—I’ll send my kids to your house next year!!

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