Tennessee Cheerleader

Gracie to Daddy "I am going to be a Tennessee Cheerleader and I am going to cheer for them every week, and you can watch me on TV."

Daddy: "If you are going to be a cheerleader I will come and see you in person, not on TV."

Gracie: "It will take a long time until I grow up."

Daddy: "No, you are already growing up fast."