The Most Pittied Girl In 8th Grade

I have been informed, by my daughter, that her friends and most of the kids at school all feel sorry for her and her life.

You can send your condolences and donations for her speedy release from the horrid conditions by which she lives directly to her at:
Gracie Shipley
4th Gutter On The Right
Mechanicsville, VA 23111

If this picture doesn’t show you how enough how hard her life is, please read the unreasonable conditions and limitations by which she is expected to survive:

*4-5 daily chores (that include cleaning of her room and homework)

*4-5 specialized weekend chores

*8:45 bedtime weekdays/ 9:30 weekends

*no allowance

*no make up wearing (except on Sundays)

*strict TV/movie/music limits based on content, language & suggestion

*internet turns off at 8:30

*many of her clothes are purchased from Goodwill

*she needs to ask before eating a snack

* she has to earn extra money by doing extra chores


Also...

*use of her OWN CELL PHONE THAT WE PAY FOR is not to be used during school hours unless of emergency or teacher request

*practice of HER OWN VIOLIN THAT WE BOUGHT HER is to be done daily

*she must make up her KING SIZED BED daily

*she needs to clean HER OWN BATHROOM THAT SHE DOESNT HAVE TO SHARE daily

*she must clean HER OWN BEDROOM THAT SHE DOESN’T SHARE daily.

*she must wash her own clothes THAT I BOUGHT FOR HER (because she created dirty clothes mountains and I was fed up)

*she had to help her brother and check in with me while SHE WAS AT DISNEY

*she has to let us “follow” her via GPS on her phone while she is ON SPECIAL TRIPS THAT WE PAY FOR for school and orchestra activities

*her mother HAND MADE her Confirmation dress as well as 50+ other dresses over her 14 year life time

*she is asked to volunteer at CHURCH events and activities

*she is only given a birthday party on BIG year birthdays, and is only celebrated at home with gifts, cards, a cake, decorations, grandparents, & dinner out on the other years.

*money she is given or earns is put on HER OWN KID DEBIT CARD THAT HER DADDY SET UP


And to make matters worse...

*she was given life

*lives in a house

*has at least 3 meals a day

*has money on her lunch account

*has 3 separate musical Instruments in her room

*has her own laptop and access to internet

*lives with both parents

*has a blog dedicated to her

*had over 10,000 pictures taken over her life (literally)

*just gulped down a #1 meal from Chick Fil A

I am sure the local CPS is waiting for your call.

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